If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
