She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Randomize
