she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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