I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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