if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
