So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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