She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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