Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Randomize
