I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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