You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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