That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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