problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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