i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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