yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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