so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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