thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Betty ford says i'm here all night
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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