i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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