Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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