I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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