i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
did you just send me my own nude
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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