Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
