I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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