Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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