My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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