p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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