After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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