If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I could fuck to npr.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
