I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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