the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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