In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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