i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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