Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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