Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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