her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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