So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
