Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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