they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
So here I am, sexting at work.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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