:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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