If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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