My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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