Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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