do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Randomize