my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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