Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I could fuck to npr.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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