I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
accomplished twins. life is a go
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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