So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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