so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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