Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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