so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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