Pappa wants mamma naked
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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