dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
it's like iHOP with fire
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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