Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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