Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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