It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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