i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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