You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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