No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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